“Only cool cats wear pork pie hats It don't get cooler than that And that's a fact”
- Pork Pie Hat
"My wife and I pulled off the road to go shopping for a bit,
We walked into a store piled high with cheap shit,
An item in a bin really caught my wife's eye
And she wondered out loud if the price was too high!"
- The Dollar Shed
“Said you went with Becky to the Brooklyn Zoo, Watchin' monkeys isn't what you do, Sittin' in a Camaro doin' weed and Jack With a stranger passed out in the back!”
- Pathological LIAR!