“Only cool cats wear pork pie hats                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       It don't get cooler than that                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 And that's a fact”

- Pork Pie Hat

"My wife and I pulled off the road to go shopping for a bit,
We walked into a store piled high with cheap shit,
An item in a bin really caught my wife's eye
And she wondered out loud if the price was too high!"

The Dollar Shed

“Said you went with Becky to the Brooklyn Zoo,                                      Watchin' monkeys isn't what you do,                                                            Sittin' in a Camaro doin' weed and Jack                                                          With a stranger passed out in the back!”

- Pathological LIAR!